Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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