he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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