Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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