So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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