I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
