shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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