no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I believe in your delicious
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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