she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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