I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...