I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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