it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Use "feeling words"
Yay
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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