sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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