he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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