Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Bring me that man meat
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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