I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i think my tv is drunk
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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