So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
