I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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