I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Send help, water and tortillas.
So much Jack, so little girl.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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