The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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