Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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