do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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