the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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