Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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