we have officially lost it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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