he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do vagina's smell?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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