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cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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