let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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