I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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