I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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