The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
