I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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