that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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