she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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