if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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