sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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