Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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