But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
