That's when you crack a 10am beer
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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