i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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