She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
