she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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