He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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