i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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