Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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