Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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