Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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