S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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