Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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