the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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