Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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