I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...