I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize