you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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Have fun and good luck.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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