you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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