Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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